1. can't eat any fish because of the damn mercury (not fair...of course we are going to crave this), i'm tired of eating chicken!
2. can't go to fun events with friends like halloween horror nights because you get worried someone will bump your belly or you will get so terrified you'll pee your pants (our bladders can only take so much...you can't even sneeze without a little leakage) There is always the option of a wheelchair...but what fun is that?
3. can't go jogging to try and keep yourself in shape because your belly just weighs ya down. You have to stick to the indoor stretching, yoga, or just fast paced walking. Walking the dogs seems to be the extent of my exercise plan.
4. can't consume alcoholic beverages. period. why the heck not...haven't we suffered enough. Even with breastfeeding you can't drink that much. You have your limits. Yea...i know makes me sound like an alcoholic. Our hubbies tend to do enough drinking for the both of us during pregnancy.
5. can't lift anything heavy. We have too much to do around the house to prepare for the little one. Which means getting all crazy and stepping on ladders to reach the highest shelf in the closet.
6. can't enjoy a day off of work because you are at the doctor's office most of the day. Getting checked and poked with needles.
7. can't see your hoohah unless you have a mirror infront of you. Makes things a little more difficult to clean up...you get my point.
8. can't wair those fabulous pairs of heels anymore. You can, but trust me at this point your back is killing you and all you want to throw on is a pair of flops.
9. can't move as fast as you used to. Now I know how the old folks feel.
10. can't sleep a full night because your either peeing, back hurts, or the baby wakes you up. And now days of sleeping on your back are over. Side sleeping is the only option...so they say.
oh...and one more thing...can't even have a functional brain.
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1 comment:
Wow you could probably write a ton more since you have 3 more months. I think they are so funny. :)
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